CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY MGM HOME ENTERTAINMENT
MORNING. MORNING.
DAD, WE HAVE TO DISCUSS MY ALLOWANCE--I NEED A RAISE.
ALEX, BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND MORE GUMMI BEARS
ISN'T GONNA CLOSE THE DEAL.
LIKE YOU'D KNOW.
ALEX.
BUT, MOM, CODY'S ALMOST 16,
AND I'VE HAD TWICE AS MANY DATES AS HIM.
SITTING IN A TREE HOUSE ISN'T EXACTLY A DATE.
IT IS WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING DOCTOR.
BYE! HEY, HEY.
YOU SMELL GOOD. DID YOU SHAVE?
DON'T FORGET YOUR CHORES.
I'LL DEAL WITH THEM LATER.
CODY, THOSE POOR GUINEA PIGS
HAVE BEEN SITTING IN EXCREMENT FOR DAYS.
ALEX, YOU PLAY WITH THEM MORE THAN I DO.
HOW ABOUT WE TRADE CHORES?
I'LL MOW THE LAWN 3 TIMES.
NO WAY. JUST BECAUSE I'M 10
DOESN'T MEAN I'M AN IDIOT. I KNOW WHAT EXCREMENT MEANS.
ALEX, WE'RE EATING HERE.
SWEETIE, MOMMY WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
BYE-BYE.
OH.
Woman: NO! MY BABY! MY BABY'S IN THAT CAR!
SOMEBODY STOP THAT CAR! OH, MY GOD!
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
WHOA! HEY!
UNLOCK THE DOOR! UNLOCK THE DOOR!
Man: HEY, KID! GET OUT THE WAY!
OH!
WHAT'S HE DOING?
HEY!
BEEP-BEEP!
NEXT TIME, PLEASE STICK WITH A TRICYCLE.
SHH. SWEETIE, IT'S OK.
Man: WHAT HAPPENED?
Second man: SOME KID STOPPED IT.
Man: DR. CONNORS, WE'VE GIVEN YOU A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY.
WE EXPECT RESULTS.
Connors: YES. ER, YES.
IF YOU GENTLEMEN WOULD STEP THIS WAY, PLEASE? GATHER ROUND.
IMAGINE WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA,
AND A HUGE OIL TANKER RUNS AGROUND.
WHAT DO WE GET?
AN OIL SPILL, ONE OF THE MOST SERIOUS THREATS TO NATURE.
A CALAMITY THAT COULD TAKE GENERATIONS
FOR SEA LIFE TO RECOVER.
BUT WAIT. WHAT'S THIS?
LOOK WHO'S COMING.
THE NANOBOTS.
LOVELY.
BABY SEALS EVERYWHERE WILL PRAISE YOUR NAME, DOCTOR.
SO, IS THAT REAL OIL, CONNORS?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
YES. HERE'S A SAMPLE. YOU CAN TEST IT IF YOU WANT.
CAN THEY BE PROGRAMMED TO EAT ANYTHING OTHER THAN OIL?
SURE. THEORETICALLY THEY COULD BE PROGRAMMED TO BREAK DOWN
ANY SILICON OR CARBON-BASED COMPOUND.
YOU HAVE 10 DAYS.
WHAT? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
HE SAID YOU HAVE 10 DAYS.
WE HAVE OUR OWN AGENDA, DOCTOR.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
GOOD-BYE, DR. CONNORS.
THAT MAN STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT WE HOPE TO ACHIEVE.
LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY, FRANÇOIS.
I TOLD YOU NO ICE. HERE.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN IN THE FREEZER,
IT COULD BE FILLED WITH ALL KIND OF CRAP.
THIS IS DR. ALBERT CONNORS.
THE WORLD'S FOREMOST EXPERT IN NANOTECHNOLOGY--
MICROSCOPIC ROBOTS.
THESE LITTLE ROBOTS COULD BE PROGRAMMED
TO DESTROY OUR MOST VITAL COMMUNICATION
AND MILITARY INFRASTRUCTURE.
I'M TALKING MISSILE GUIDANCE SYSTEMS, BOATS, TANKS,
PLANES, BIOLOGICAL AND...
WE GET THE POINT. NOW, BEFORE WE LOST CONTACT,
AGENT BOLIVAR CONFIRMED THAT CONNORS IS WORKING WITH E.R.I.S.
THIS IS PROBABLY MY LAST TRANSMISSION.
I THINK THEY'RE ONTO ME.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SEND ANY MORE AGENTS.
EVERYONE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED.
I'M GONNA TRANSMIT IMAGES NOW.
THIS IS YESTERDAY AT THE E.R.I.S. COVERT CONFERENCE
WHERE DR. CONNORS DEMONSTRATED HIS LATEST ADVANCEMENTS.
AND THIS IS DR. BRINKMAN, HEAD OF E.R.I.S.
AND THIS, FRANÇOIS MOLAY, HIS HENCHMAN.
AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND IT, THEY PLAN--
WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE PLANNING.
THE PROBLEM IS, CONNORS IS VERY RECLUSIVE,
EXTREMELY SECRETIVE.
AFTER HIS WIFE DIED 2 YEARS AGO,
CONNORS VIRTUALLY DROPPED OUT OF PUBLIC VIEW.
HIS ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD
IS THROUGH HIS DAUGHTER NATALIE.
I WANNA GET CLOSE TO THIS GIRL.
MCALLISTER,
BRIEF THE STAFF ON THE AGENT DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM.
UNDER THE GUISE OF A SUMMER CAMP
FOR THE BRIGHTEST AND BEST,
WE BEGAN TO RECRUIT.
Man: WELCOME TO THE AGENT DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM!
SINCE 1987, AND UNDER STRICT SECRECY,
THE CIA HAS BEEN RECRUITING JUVENILE AGENTS THE NATION OVER.
AS SOON AS WE RECEIVED WORD
THAT A POTENTIAL CANDIDATE HAD BEEN SPOTTED,
WE APPROACHED THEM WITH UNDERCOVER AGENTS
AND BROUGHT THEM INTO OUR FACILITIES
UNDER THE GUISE OF SUMMER CAMPS.
THEIR PARENTS HAD NO IDEA OF THEIR REAL ACTIVITIES.
THEY WERE TRAINED TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS
IN ALL FORMS OF COMBAT, DEFENSE,
NAVIGATION AND, OF COURSE, EXPLOSIVES DEFUSION.
OUR TRAINED JUVENILE AGENTS ARE STATIONED ALL OVER THE NATION.
THEY METICULOUSLY MAINTAIN THE FACADES OF NORMAL CHILDHOODS
AS THEY AWAIT THEIR CALL FOR DUTY.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOU'RE TELLING ME
WE'RE TRAINING CHILDREN TO BECOME AGENTS?
TEENAGERS. LOOK, LET'S BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS.
THE CLOCK IS TICKING, THIS MAY BE OUR LAST BEST CHANCE.
THESE KIDS OPERATE ALONE?
OF COURSE NOT, THAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE.
ONE OF OUR MOST IMPRESSIVE AGENTS.
LIVES NOT FAR FROM NATALIE CONNORS.
SMART, RESOURCEFUL...
AND, ACCORDING TO MY REPORTS...
HE'S QUITE A LADY-KILLER.
D-D-DO YOU...?
HI, CODY.
W-W-W-W...
I...
ARE YOU IN SPECIAL ED?
HI, CODY!
SO Y-YOU THINK, AMY, THAT...
FRI-FR-FRIDAY NIGHT WE...
CODY, I NEED TO STUDY,
SO WHY DON'T YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF OR SOMETHING?
♪ HOT IN, HOT IN ♪
♪ SO HOT IN HERE ♪
♪ SO HOT IN, SO HOT IN ♪
♪ SHOW A LITTLE BIT OF AH, AH GET A LITTLE BIT OF AH, AH-- ♪
CODY BANKS?
YEAH?
YOU WANT HIM?
SHE--SHE WANTS CODY.
QUIET! OR YOU'LL ALL BE IN TROUBLE.
Boys: OOOOH!
YOU, COME WITH ME.
WHY?
HEY, I WANNA BE IN TROUBLE.
Boy: WELL, UH...
SINCE YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS OF TAKING TOWELS,
TAKE MINE, TOO.
COULD YOU HOLD THIS, PLEASE? THANK YOU.
I REALLY HATE IT...
WHEN PEOPLE...TALK BACK!
THANK YOU. LET'S GO.
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DID I DO?
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, ITS FLEECE AS WHITE AS SNOW.
Boy: WHAT THE...?
PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS.
BUBBLEGUM, BUBBLEGUM IN A DISH.
HOW MANY PIECES DO YOU WISH?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU DESIGN A CODE BOOK AT SUMMER CAMP!
SO I'M BEING CALLED UP? MY COUNTRY NEEDS ME?
YEP.
SO, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
THE MIDDLE EAST? RUSSIA? CHINA?
DOWNTOWN SEATTLE.
I'M IN! MY FIRST MISSION!
DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN THIS SOON?
PLUS, I DIDN'T THINK MY PARTNER WAS GONNA...
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.
I AM NOT YOUR PARTNER.
I'M YOUR HANDLER.
LIKE IN THE ZOO.
YOU WILL SPEAK ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TO.
YOU WILL FOLLOW ORDERS WITHOUT QUESTION.
IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT...
HEY.
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? THERE'S NO SCHOOL TOUR TODAY.
I'M NOT ON A SCHOOL TOUR. LOOK, I'M AN AGENT.
I JUST CAME FROM BASKETBALL PRACTICE.
I PROBABLY LEFT MY ID IN THE OTHER CLOTHES.
RIGHT.
I'M WITH RONICA MILES.
YOU WISH!
HERE HE IS.
SIR, I JUST APPREHENDED
A TRESPASSER ON THE PREMISES.
IT WAS A BIT OF A STRUGGLE.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? ROSYCHUK.
COME HERE, ROSYCHUK.
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE JUST APPREHENDED
THE MOST IMPORTANT KID IN AMERICA!
MR. BANKS, THIS WAY, THIS WAY.
WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
YOU GOT AGENT WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.
I MEAN, IT'S IN THE EYES.
YOU GOT IT, KID. COME ON.
WELCOME TO THE CIA.
SO YOU LIKE THE SONICS?
WHAT ABOUT FRONT-ROW SEATS FOR THE PLAY-OFFS?
WE'VE PREPARED A BRIEFING TO EXPLAIN NANOBOTS TO YOU.
NANOBOTS? YEAH, I'M FAMILIAR WITH THEM.
TINY WEAPONS, GIANT POTENTIAL.
MICRO-DEVICES BUILT UP
OF COMPOUNDS OF POLYMER COBALT AND GOLD,
OR CONSTRUCTED WITH MULTIPLE FULLERENE COMPLEXES
CALLED BUCKYSOMES,
UNIVERSAL ASSEMBLERS THAT CAN BOND ATOMS AND CIRCUITS,
WITH THE MOST IMPRESSIVE TESTS ON MICROSURGERY
HAVING BEEN CONDUCTED AT SWEDEN'S LINTZERPEIN UNIVERSITY.
I GUESS WE CAN MOVE ON, HUH?
OK, LET'S TURN TO NATALIE CONNORS.
NATALIE CONNORS, 15 YEARS OLD.
HAIR BLONDE, EYES BROWN.
LIKES HORSES-- PREFERABLY ARABIANS--
PISTACHIO ICE CREAM, TURQUOISE JEWELRY,
AND T.S. ELIOT.
LEARN EVERYTHING YOU POSSIBLY CAN ABOUT THIS GIRL.
I WANT YOU TO GET CLOSE TO HER.
THAT'S MY MISSION? I HAVE TO GET CLOSE TO HER?
YES. INSINUATE YOURSELF INTO HER LIFE.
IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU FIND OUT
WHAT HER FATHER AND E.R.I.S. ARE PLANNING.
AND WE'LL HELP.
WE'VE PLACED YOU IN ALL OF HER CLASSES.
ALL OF THEM? ISN'T THAT A LITTLE CREEPY?
CREEPY?
WE'RE THE CIA, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. RIGHT?
AND, UH...
YOU WANT ME TO BECOME HER BOYFRIEND?
MMM.
CODY, THE PLAN IS SIMPLE.
NATALIE CONNORS HAS A BIRTHDAY COMING UP,
HER FATHER'S GOING TO THROW HER A PARTY.
THE FIRST STEP IS TO GET YOURSELF INVITED TO THAT PARTY.
AND BE CAREFUL.
THIS IS NOT SECRET AGENT LITTLE LEAGUE ANY MORE.
THIS IS THE SHOW, MR. BANKS, AND THIS IS SHOWTIME.
NOW, IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, YOU JUST TELL ME NOW.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.
AH, YES.
Woman on P.A.: ATTENTION. ROCKET LAUNCH TEST.
Ronica: I KNOW IT'S TEMPTING, BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
Woman: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
MR. BANKS, COME SEE ME, SON.
I'VE PREPARED A NUMBER OF DOPE ITEMS
WHICH I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE DOWN WITH.
THIS ITEM HERE IS EQUIPPED WITH A VIRTUAL TELEPHOTO LENS,
LOW-PENETRATION X-RAY.
GIVE ME THAT!
THIS IS YOUR CELL PHONE.
IT'S A STATE-OF-THE-ART MOBILE COMMAND CENTER
WITH A HOLOGRAPHIC AUDIOVISUAL DISPLAY
AND A PERSONAL GPS TRANSCEIVER.
OK.
NOW, THIS IS A CIA GET-OUT-OF-TROUBLE WATCH.
SEE THIS SILVER BUTTON?
BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS LITTLE SILVER BUTTON, OK?
BECAUSE IT'LL JUST MAKE PEOPLE GO...
WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT?
WAIT, ONE MORE TIME.
I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S WRAP THIS UP.
$5,000 CASH.
WHAT FOR?
I THINK THEY BUY THINGS WITH IT. I DON'T KNOW. I BELIEVE.
OK, THAT'S IT.
THANKS FOR COMING.
WAIT. I THINK WE'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING.
OH, NO, I'M NOT FORGETTING ANYTHING.
WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHEELS? NO.
THAT'S ON A NEED-TO-DRIVE BASIS. YOU DON'T NEED TO DRIVE.
I NEED TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS.
OK, WELL, THEN, WE GOT YOU FIXED UP. LOOK AT THIS.
HMM?
THIS THING IS REALLY FULL OF SURPRISES.
FINE.
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA IMPRESS THE GIRLS.
OH, YEAH.
GOOD LUCK.
THANKS.
YOU'RE TRANSFERRING TO A PREP SCHOOL?
YEAH, I GOT A FULL SCHOLARSHIP
TO DONOVAN PREP ACADEMY.
A SCHOLARSHIP? WAIT, HOLD ON.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHEN DID YOU APPLY? DID I SIGN SOMETHING?
YEAH, YOU REMEMBER, A FEW MONTHS AGO.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE TO GO THERE.
IT HAS? BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
I'LL MAKE NEW ONES.
WITH ALL THOSE SPOILED BRATS?
AND WHY WOULD THEY WANT YOU?
DIVERSITY. AT LEAST 5% OF STUDENTS HAVE TO BE NORMAL.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.
I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I WANNA MAKE SOMETHING VERY CLEAR.
I AM NOT AGREEING TO ANYTHING
UNTIL I MEET AN ADMINISTRATOR FROM THAT SCHOOL.
MR. BANKS.
- YES? - YES.
RONICA MILES FROM THE WILLIAM DONOVAN PREPARATORY ACADEMY.
I'M AN ADMINISTRATOR FROM THE SCHOOL.
AGENT BANKS.
SO, I HEARD YOU REALLY CLOSED THE DEAL WITH AMY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY GUMMI BEARS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
EVERYBODY KNOWS.
SHE THINKS I'M A LOSER.
DUH!
AMY, I...I JUST...
I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.
CODY IS A WONDERFUL STUDENT
WITH EXTRAORDINARY MATH AND SCIENCE ABILITIES.
AND WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU DO?
DEAN OF ADMISSIONS.
DONOVAN ACADEMY JUST FEELS HE ISN'T BEING CHALLENGED
IN HIS CURRENT ENVIRONMENT.
DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PAPERWORK THAT WE MIGHT SEE?
OF COURSE.
Mr. Banks: WOW.
YOU GUYS READY FOR THE TEST?
NERVOUS? NO.
GOT YOUR SCHEDULE?
"HONORS ENGLISH, TRIG, CHEMISTRY"?
I DON'T THINK I NEED ALL OF THIS.
WHY DON'T I JUST MEET HER BETWEEN CLASSES?
YOU WILL ATTEND EVERY CLASS AS INSTRUCTED.
YOU MIGHT EVEN WALK OUT OF HERE HAVING LEARNED SOMETHING.
THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND
WHEN I SIGNED ON TO THE CIA.
JOIN THE CLUB. I DIDN'T THINK I'D BE CHAPERONING TEENAGERS.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DECAF.
IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE YOU DO YOUR JOB.
IF YOU SCREW UP, I TAKE THE HEAT.
SO I GUESS SHE GROWS ON YOU. RIGHT?
Both: NOPE.
ADMISSION PAPERS, HAT.
HAT? WHAT HAT?
SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, THEY'RE HER FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM.
YOU KNOW, IT'S AN ICEBREAKER.
A CONVERSATION... STARTER.
LOOK! THAT GUY HAS A BIRD ON HIS HEAD.
GUYS! NO, IT LOOKS GOOD.
LISTEN, I'M NOT WEARING THIS. I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
THERE'S 2 MINUTES TILL FIRST PERIOD.
DON'T WANNA BE TARDY.
WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME?
WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4! ♪
♪ EVERYONE I KNOW WANTS TO BE A STAR ♪
♪ WE ARE AND WE ARE AND WE ARE AND WE ARE ♪
♪ SHE GOOD-LOOKIN', GOT HER MOJO COOKIN', YEAH ♪
♪ WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY, BUT ♪
♪ IF MY OCCUPATION WAS A STAR IN A CONSTELLATION ♪
♪ WE COULD GET TOGETHER IN THE MILKY WAY ♪
♪ AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW SOMEBODY ♪
♪ EVERYONE WANTS TO DROP YOUR NAME... ♪
SORRY.
HEY, NATALIE.
TARGET ACQUIRED.
NEW KID.
YOU'RE THE SCHOLARSHIP CASE
FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, RIGHT?
PLEASED TO MEET YOU. MY NAME'S CODY. BANKS.
BANKS? HEY, WE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON, CODY.
MY DAD OWNS BANKS.
VERY FUNNY. I GOTTA GO.
NOT SO FAST.
CHECK IT OUT.
COME ON, GIVE IT BACK.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
OK, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO AHEAD AND KEEP MY WATCH,
JUST PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TOUCH THAT SILVER BUTTON.
THAT BUTTON? DON'T TOUCH.
DON'T TOUCH IT!
Cody: PLEASE.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT.
HEY, UH...UM...
ARE THOSE BOOKS?
UM, YEAH.
I LOVE BOOKS. I COULD READ ALL DAY. LOVE 'EM.
GREAT. THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
I--I ESPECIALLY LOVE T.S. ELIOT.
YOU DO?
I THINK SHE'S AMAZING, YOU KNOW?
THE WAY SHE CAPTURES THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE IS JUST...
SO FEMALE-LIKE. IT'S GREAT.
T.S. ELIOT IS A MAN.
WELL, IF YOU WANNA GET ALL TECHNICAL, OF COURSE,
BUT YOU NEVER KNOW THESE DAYS.
DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE HAPPEN TO BE IN SPECIAL ED?
I--I LOVE HORSES.
I THINK...
THEIR HAIR THING IS REALLY COOL.
WHAT A FREAK.
Teacher: ...2 AND DIVIDE BY X MINUS 2
AND WE'LL END UP WITH...
NATALIE CONNORS. WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
Teacher: ...POINT 4968. ANY QUESTIONS?
DRIVER'S ED.
Girl: OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU GONNA GO?
Natalie: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
UH-OH, HERE COMES HORSE GUY.
GOOD LUCK.
HEY. YOU GOT DRIVER'S ED, TOO?
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
YOU'RE IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CLASSES.
I GUESS GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.
GREAT, WE'VE GOT MR. YIP. HE DOESN'T PASS ANYBODY.
LOOK, I'M SURE IF YOU DON'T PASS,
I'M SURE YOUR DAD CAN DRIVE YOU AROUND.
IT'S BECAUSE OF MY DAD THAT I NEED TO GET MY LICENSE.
SO YOU CAN DRIVE HIM AROUND?
NO, SO I CAN DRIVE ME AROUND.
WHY? IS HE BUSY WITH SOMETHING?
YEAH. HE'S ALWAYS BUSY DOING SOME KIND OF EXPERIMENT.
LIKE A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT?
YEAH, HE'S A SCIENTIST.
COOL! WITH MICROSCOPES?
YOU'RE GETTING WEIRD AGAIN.
GOOD AFTERNOON, CHILDREN. HUH?
DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
I'D BE DELIGHTED TO INSTRUCT YOU IN OPERATION OF MOTOR VEHICLE.
BUT I HAVE A LARGER RESPONSIBILITY
TO PROTECT SOCIETY AT LARGE
FROM THE IDIOTS AND THE DRUG-ADDLED DELINQUENTS
WHO CALL THEMSELVES THE...
THE YOUTH OF TODAY.
TODAY!
YOU NAME MISS CONNORS?
MM? YEAH? YOU FIRST!
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
GO!
LOOK LEFT, LOOK RIGHT!
YOU DIDN'T TURN ON YOUR BLINKS! ARE YOU DYSLEXIC?
THIS IS YOUR LEFT, THAT IS YOUR RIGHT.
NO, NO, NO, NO! GET OUT OF THE DRIVER'S SEAT!
Natalie: OK, BUT I...
ONE GRANDMA. MULTIPLE CONES, 3 CURBS.
WHO CAN DRIVE WITH YOU SCREAMING LIKE THAT?
YOU FAIL. FAIL! FAIL!
NO, I NEED TO GET MY LICENSE.
NEXT!
DAMN, THE FLOOR MAT ISN'T STRAIGHT.
ALL READY.
GOOD.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
OH! HELP!
♪ SO YOU GREW UP IN A TOWN WHERE EVERYBODY'S ALL THE SAME ♪
♪ LIKE A CITY FULL OF ZOMBIES GOING BY THE SAME NAME ♪
♪ SAYING EAT THIS, WEAR THAT ♪
♪ THINK YOU KNOW JUST WHERE IT'S AT... ♪
OOH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
♪ THIS MUCH IS TRUE, SO HERE'S THE FINGER, LET ME SAY IT ♪
♪ THERE'S THE RIGHT WAY THEN THERE'S MY WAY ♪
♪ THERE'S THE HIGHWAY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN TAKE IT ♪
HEY!
STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR RIGHT NOW!
DID I PASS?
Girl: NAT, ARE YOU OK?
OH, MY GOD, HE ALMOST ROLLED OVER.
COME ON.
ACTUALLY, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
HE TOTALLY COULD HAVE KILLED YOU.
NATALIE.
JUST STAY AWAY FROM HER.
ARE YOU OK?
YOU! I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO DMV.
YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE!
NEVER!
HE ASKED ME OUT. OH, MY GOD.
MR. YIP. WHAT?
WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
ABOUT MR. BANKS' DRIVER'S LICENSE.
IMMIGRATIONS PAPER OK!
MY FELLOW AGENTS.
HEY.
HA!
GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.
HE'S DEAD. SO DEAD.
HEY, CODY.
HEY.
HOW DID IT GO TODAY?
GREAT.
I'VE GOT HER EATING OUT OF MY HAND.
FANTASTIC. SO, SHE INVITED YOU TO THE PARTY?
NO, BUT THE VIBES ARE RIGHT.
HAVE YOU ASKED HER OUT YET?
NOT YET. BUT DON'T RUSH ME.
THE CLOCK'S TICKING. WHAT'S WRONG WITH TONIGHT?
IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT. I GOT HOMEWORK.
CODY, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
NOTHING, BUT NATALIE'S A BRAIN.
YOU DROPPED ME IN ALL THOSE A.P. CLASSES.
MY WORKLOAD'S INSANE.
THIS MISSION DEPENDS ON YOU.
I KNOW, BUT...
COME ON. TONIGHT I HAVE TO DO 2 CHAPTERS OF TRIGONOMETRY.
PLUS AN ESSAY ON HENRY V, NOT TO MENTION MY CHORES.
OF COURSE, IF I HAD A LITTLE HELP...
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
ALL RIGHT!
THE AGENCY WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHORES AND YOUR HOMEWORK.
YOU FOCUS ON THE GIRL.
Man: TEAMS A AND B COMMENCE DOMESTIC SANITATION.
Man: TEAM 3, I NEED A NEW SPONGE.
REPEAT, NEED A NEW SPONGE, OVER.
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
Man: NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE.
STAND BY, FLANNEL ONLY...
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER-- THIS ONE OR THIS ONE?
I LIKE THIS ONE. GOOD CHOICE.
Man: WE HAVE DUST BUNNIES ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
...TO DEVELOP A SECRET WEAPON. I'M GONNA TRANSMIT IMAGES NOW.
THIS IS DR. BRINKMAN, HEAD OF E.R.I.S., AND THIS...
FRANÇOIS MOLAY, HIS HENCHMAN.
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
WHAT? THEY'RE HERE?
THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
I DON'T KNOW. COME ON. MOVE!
Man: MOVE, MOVE! GET OUT! GO!
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. MOVE, MOVE!
MOVE IT, GET OUT OF THERE.
GET THAT THING OUT OF THERE.
RIGHT THERE, LET'S GO.
WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... YOU WILL WAIT FOR ME!
Mr Banks: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THE KID AT THAT NEW SCHOOL?
Mr. Banks: OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS.
HOLY SH--
CODY?
HEY, CODY, MAN, I KNOW IT'S YOUR DREAM TO PLAY FOR THE SONICS,
BUT IF THAT FALLS THROUGH,
YOU'D MAKE SOMEBODY A GOOD JANITOR.
WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO DO MY CHORES.
HONEY, WE ARE VERY IMPRESSED.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS.
THANKS, MOM.
YEAH.
HEY, I'M GONNA GO TAKE MARVIN FOR A WALK.
HEY.
YOUR HOMEWORK TO YOUR SATISFACTION?
YEAH.
YOUR ROOM IS NICE AND TIDY?
MM-HMM.
GUINEA PIG CAGE IS CLEAN?
YEAH.
WELL, I THINK WE'VE DONE OUR PART.
NOW YOU DO YOURS. CALL NATALIE.
IN HERE?
Man: HURRY.
I'LL DO IT IN MY ROOM.
HE POOPED TWICE.
OHH...
THAT WASN'T ME.
I DON'T SMELL ANYTHING.
OH! OH! GET OUT! EVERYBODY OUT!
HELLO, NATALIE. GUESS WHO.
HEY, PRETTY LADY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
Cody: DUDE. NATALIE. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HI, NATALIE, IT'S CODY. I WAS JUST WONDERING
WHAT YOU WERE DOING THIS SATURDAY.
Natalie: HELLO?
WHO IS THIS?
THIS MISSION IS SCREWED.
WE SPENT $10 MILLION TRAINING THIS KID,
AND WE DID NOT TEACH HIM HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL?
Man: SIR, I ASSURE YOU, WE HAD NO IDEA. WE...
YOU'RE SHY?
CODY'S A LITTLE...DELICATE.
MY MOTHER'S CERAMIC CAT COLLECTION IS DELICATE!
THIS IS NATIONAL SECURITY!
I'M SORRY.
I'VE GOT REPORTS FROM THE TRAINING PROGRAM.
YOU BRAGGED ABOUT HAVING LOTS OF GIRLS.
IT WAS CAMP. I EXAGGERATED. EVERYONE DOES.
Woman: TO QUAD 7. AGENT RAYMOND...
OK, SO...
WHAT IS THE TRUTH?
Cody: WELL...
WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS, I SUCK.
RONICA, YOU MET MY DAD. WELL, I'M HIS SON.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO TEACH THIS KID
HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL!
CODY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH WOMEN, SON,
SO I'VE ASSEMBLED A TEAM OF EXPERTS HERE TO HELP YOU ALONG
FROM THE POINT OF CONTACT TO THE POINT OF CLOSURE.
YOU GOTTA CLOSE, CODY.
ANY SPECIES IS PREDICATED UPON MATING.
MALES AND FEMALES MUST COUPLE,
OR THE ANIMAL WILL SURELY DIE OFF.
LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A FIRST DATE.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW THE HYENA DOES IT...
SEE THIS THING HERE?
THERE'S A LOT OF LAUGHING INVOLVED.
IT MAKES YOU WANNA GIVE THE GOOD LORD
A STANDING OVATION.
JUST WANNA GO, "HOOOO!"
YOU GOTTA LET HER KNOW SHE LOOKS FRESH. PAY HER COMPLIMENTS.
YOU GOTTA BE SMART. GET SOME DIRT ON HER, EH?
THEY CAN THINK OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF THEIR BRAIN AT ONE TIME--
EMOTION AND INTELLECT.
CHECK OUT PREVIOUS BOYFRIENDS.
PICK HER UP, DON'T BE LATE.
IT'S A VERY BAD WAY TO START OFF A FIRST DATE.
MY GRANDFATHER USED TO SAY,
"OH, SON, WOMEN ARE LIKE COW CHIPS,
"THE OLDER THEY GET, THE EASIER THEY ARE TO PICK UP."
LET'S TAKE A FEW DEEP BREATHS
AS WE TURN TO THE RELATIONSHIP PYRAMID.
FORGET ALL THAT, YOU GOTTA BE STRAIGHTFORWARD,
STERN, COMMANDING.
HE'S DEAD NOW.
AND REMEMBER, SHOWER BEFORE SEEING THE GIRL.
NO, NO, YOU WANNA BE DANK, DUSKY AND MUSKY.
SHE'S GOT TO SMELL YOU.
MY FATHER WAS MARRIED 100 YEARS OR SO.
YOU GOTTA SMELL LIKE A MAN, LIKE A SAVAGE BEAST!
PULL THE RING IN THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND HE GOES, "MY FAULT!"
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL, THE CHEETAH--
EXCUSE ME.
REMEMBER, IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A DIFFICULT POSITION,
HANG ON, FIGHT IT OUT!
HOLE UP, GET YOUR ENERGY BACK FOR THE FINAL PUSH!
THINK LIKE A HYENA. BE A HYENA.
REMEMBER, IN THE FOG OF WAR,
IT'S THE ONE WHO WANTS IT THE MOST THAT COMES OUT ON TOP.
AND I DON'T THINK YOU WANT IT THE MOST.
I THINK YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOSER.
I THINK YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THESE HONORABLE MEN AND WOMEN.
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH
WHEN YOU WALK DOWN MAIN STREET?
STRAIGHTEN UP WHEN I TALK TO YOU!
THANK YOU, GENERAL.
YOU'RE PATHETIC!
I'M SORRY THIS HAD TO HAPPEN. THIS ONE'S GONNA BE GOOD.
CODY, DON'T SAY I NEVER DID NOTHING FOR YA, BROTHER.
LOOK AT THAT.
Woman: HEY, CODY.
COME OVER HERE.
I'M FREE TONIGHT, WHAT SHALL WE DO?
Cody: UH...
UH...
UM...I...
KID CAN'T EVEN TALK TO A SIMULATED WOMAN.
MAYBE I SHOULD'VE STARTED HIM OUT
AT A MORE INTERMEDIATE LEVEL.
Girl: WAIT, NO, IT'S A LITTLE UNEVEN.
A LITTLE... UP MORE ON THE RIGHT.
Girl: YEAH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. JUST HIGHER.
AH!
HEY!
ARE YOU OK?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
I TRANSFERRED FROM JEFFERSON HIGH.
THIS WILL HELP. IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
COULD YOU HOLD THIS, PLEASE?
Man on P.A.: NURSE HATCHETT TO THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
YOU THINK IT'S BROKEN?
OW.
DEFINITELY NOT.
SO, YOU'RE A DOCTOR NOW?
JUST EXPERIENCED.
I'VE BROKEN MY LEG, WRIST, A COUPLE OF FINGERS...
LET ME GUESS, DRIVING ACCIDENT?
SUMMER CAMP.
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE,
"GO AND TRY AND SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS" PLACES.
IT'S CRAZY.
Natalie: I'VE ONLY BEEN TO SUMMER CAMP ONCE,
AND IT WAS FOR GYMNASTICS.
THEY NEVER TOLD ME YOU TOOK GYMNASTICS.
WHO'S THEY?
UH...OOH...
OK, THAT'S IT. I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
OW!
SORRY.
SO, YOU DO GYMNASTICS. THAT'S AWESOME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, UH...
CODY.
YOU KNOW, CODY, YOU MAKE A REALLY BAD FIRST IMPRESSION,
AND A TERRIBLE SECOND IMPRESSION
BUT THE THIRD TIME?
IT'S REALLY GOOD.
YOU GOTTA SEE MY FOURTH.
I'D LIKE THAT.
LISTEN, IT'S KIND OF SHORT NOTICE, BUT, UM...
I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS WEEKEND AND...
I'D LOVE TO!
GREAT.
HELLO, I'M SUBSTITUTING FOR MISS HATCHETT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YES, I'M FINE, I JUST NEED TO GET BACK TO CLASS.
GLAD THIS YOUNG MAN WAS THERE TO SAVE YOU, HUH?
WE'RE OK HERE, NURSE. WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP.
I SEE HERE THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.
THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, "NURSE."
I'M GONNA GO.
ARE YOU HAVING A PARTY? YOU SHOULD INVITE CODY.
IT'S THE LEAST YOU COULD DO. DID YOU INVITE HIM?
YES, I DID.
YOU DID?
Natalie: CODY, I'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY.
OH, THE THEME IS LAS VEGAS.
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU THERE.
NOT A WORD. NOT A WORD.
Ronica: BE FRIENDLY BUT KEEP A LOW PROFILE,
YOU'RE NOT THERE TO SOCIALIZE.
E.R.I.S. MAY HAVE INSERTED THEIR OWN AGENTS--
CASINO DEALERS, CATERING STAFF.
ANYONE IS SUSPECT.
AND REMEMBER-- THESE ARE DANGEROUS MEN.
THEY'LL THINK NOTHING OF HARMING YOU. SO USE CAUTION.
FIRST FLOOR OF THE HOUSE IS A PUBLIC AREA,
THE SECOND FLOOR IS LIVING SPACE.
DOWN ON THE BEACH IS CONNORS' PERSONAL LAB.
IF YOU FORGET ANYTHING,
THE ENTIRE FLOOR PLAN IS STORED IN YOUR PHONE.
WE'LL BE WATCHING.
WE'RE ONLY A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY.
HOLD STILL.
THAT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT.
SORRY. READY?
YEAH. LET'S GO.
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT?
YOU DID GET HIM HIS LICENSE?
YEAH.
♪ BABY GIRL, WHERE YOU AT? ♪
♪ GOT NO STRINGS, GOT MEN ATTACHED ♪
♪ CAN'T STOP THAT FEELIN' FOR LONG, NO ♪
♪ YOU MAKIN' DOGS WANNA BEG ♪
♪ BREAKIN' THEM OFF YOUR FANCY LEGS ♪
♪ BUT THEY MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME ♪
HERE HE COMES.
♪ SEE ALL THESE ILLUSIONS JUST TAKE US TOO LONG... ♪
HE'S AT THE GATE.
NAME?
BANKS. CODY BANKS.
YOU GOT SOME ID, BANKS?
YOU MEAN MY DRIVER'S LICENSE?
YEAH.
HMM. THERE WERE NO GUNS AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
WHAT'S THIS?
MY CELL PHONE.
MY MP3 PLAYER. YOU KNOW THESE STUFFY PARTIES, THEY GET BORING.
YEAH, YOU HAVE FUN.
HE'S IN.
WE HAVE TO PASS THESE OUT NOW. I'M LIKE SO OVER IT.
OH-HO-HO! OH, YEAH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
GUYS, I'M 15, YOU KNOW.
HEY.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
Man: SIR? ANOTHER CARD FOR YOU.
HEY, CODY.
HEY, NATALIE. HOW'S YOUR ANKLE?
OH, IT'S MUCH BETTER.
BUT I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO HOLD OFF
ON THE CARTWHEELS FOR A WHILE.
YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN.
NO.
UM, DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK OR ANYTHING?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
THANK YOU.
♪ YOU SAY YOU'LL BE THERE WHEN I CALL... ♪
OH, WOW, I LOVE IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
CAN YOU HELP ME? OH, SURE.
♪ CAN'T HAND YOU JEWELS FROM THE STAR ♪
♪ NOTHING MORE THAN A HEART BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT ♪
SORRY.
I'M KIND OF NEW AT THIS.
♪ AND ALL THAT I CAN DO IS TRY ♪
♪ I'M TEACHING MYSELF TO DREAM ♪
TURQUOISE IS MY FAVORITE.
I KNOW.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT.
I KNOW!
WHAT?
SORRY, JUST THIS STUPID VOICE IN MY HEAD.
WHOA!
OH.
I HAVE TO GO PLAY HOSTESS.
WHY AM I'M NOT SURPRISED TO SEE THAT YOU'RE THE FIRST--
DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!
Natalie: IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, YOU'RE GOING IN THE POOL NEXT.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, I PROMISE.
YEAH, RIGHT.
PLACE YOUR BETS. FAITES VOS JEUX.
10,000. RED 7.
10,000. BLACK 13.
Man: NO MORE BETS, RIEN NE VA PLUS.
RED 7.
THANK YOU.
SIR, IT'S JUST PLAY MONEY.
GUYS?
BRINKMAN.
THIS WAY, MR. BRINKMAN.
Cody: LET'S SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO.
YOU SHOULD WAIT TILL IT'S CLEAR.
NO, I'LL BE OK. I'M GOING DOWN.
I'M ON THE ROOF OF THE LAB.
CODY, BE CAREFUL, THAT PLACE IS FULL OF MOTION SENSORS.
Brinkman: I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T SPENT ALL OUR MONEY
ON REAL ESTATE.
Connors: UH, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING, OK?
I'LL GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION
IN JUST A MINUTE.
DR. CONNORS, ARE YOU PREPARED TO MASS PRODUCE?
YES. BUT WITHOUT FREEZING TEMPERATURES,
I CAN'T CONTROL THE NANOBOTS.
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
WE'LL SUPPLY YOU WITH ALL THE ICE YOU'LL EVER NEED.
HEY! NO!
THIS ONE CUBE, HOW MANY NANOBOTS ARE THERE?
ABOUT 40,000, AND SOON AS IT STARTS TO MELT,
THEY DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH.
LET'S FIND OUT.
SEE IF THEY CAN EAT THIS.
THAT'S FINE.
TEMPERATURE'S RISING, TURNING TO LIQUID FORM.
Woman on P.A.: THERMO-CONTAINMENT DISABLED.
ENTERING THE CHAMBER.
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE NANOBOTS ARE IGNORING THE GLASS.
THEY'RE PROGRAMMED TO DESTROY ONLY THE METAL.
BUT IF YOU STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE
YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE WILL CONFUSE THEM,
AND YOU'LL LOSE IT... PAINFULLY.
LOOK AT THOSE BUGGERS GO.
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE PAC-MEN.
SAY, WHAT IS THAT THING, BY THE WAY?
JUST THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM TO A RUSSIAN S.S.18
INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE.
ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
Molay: THE AMERICANS USE SIMILAR COMPONENTS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE GIVEN US THE POWER TO NEUTRALIZE
AMERICA'S ENTIRE STRATEGIC ARSENAL.
AND LEAVE IT DEFENSELESS.
YOU'LL NEVER GET THE NANOBOTS INTO A MILITARY FACILITY.
Brinkman: YES, WE WILL.
WAIT A SECOND.
THAT WASN'T THE DEAL. THE DEAL WAS YOU FINANCE THE PROJECT,
I DECIDE WHAT WE DO WITH THE TECHNOLOGY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU ARE GOING TO PROGRAM THEM
TO MARCH IN LIKE A COLUMN OF ANTS.
NOW...
SHALL WE JOIN YOUR DAUGHTER?
Woman on P.A.: THERMO-CONTAINMENT ENGAGED.
SYSTEM ACTIVATED.
I THINK THEY'RE LEAVING.
MAKE SURE YOU GET A SAMPLE OF THOSE NANOBOTS.
I'M GOING IN.
BRAVO, AGENT BANKS.
I'VE GOT ONE THING TO SAY--
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Cody: THE ICE IS MELTING. THEY'RE EATING MY SHOE!
SYSTEM ALERT. ZONE 2.
Brinkman: WHAT'S THAT?
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME ACTIVITY IN THE LAB.
WHAT SORT OF ACTIVITY?
GET HIM BACK. GET HIM BACK!
THESE MOTION DETECTORS ARE ULTRA-SENSITIVE.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST AN INSECT.
OR NOT. FRANÇOIS.
Molay: CODE, DOCTOR.
Connors: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
Molay: HURRY UP! COME ON!
COME ON! OK, OK.
DUCKS.
Man: FALSE ALARM. ALL CLEAR.
OUCH! OW!
Boy: I'LL HAVE TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
Girl: WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Boy: UH, IT'S BLUE, METALLIC.
HEY, HORSE BOY, WHERE DID YOU STEAL THAT CAR FROM?
CAN'T BE YOURS.
YEAH, YOU'RE SO POOR YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE SHOE.
GUYS, NOT RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY FRIED.
WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD, UM,
COOL YOU OFF WITH A SWIM.
THAT'LL DO IT.
GUYS, COME ON, IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
HE'S GOING IN.
COME ON. WE NEED TO FIX HIS TIE!
YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO ANNOY ME.
HE'S IN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CLASSES.
HIS MOVES ARE STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CIA HANDBOOK.
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THE CIA WITH BOLIVAR.
NOW THEY'VE SENT A KID.
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
COMMENCE THE E.R.I.S. CHILD RECRUITMENT CAMPAIGN.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO GOOD WITH KIDS.
I'VE NOTICED.
WE'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY. GRAB CONNORS.
BUT I DID A REALLY GOOD JOB. RONICA!
THEY CAN'T PULL ME OFF THIS MISSION.
SECRET AGENT CODY BANKS.
YOU'VE MADE THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY YOU'VE BLOWN YOUR COVER.
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
YOU'LL STAY AT DONOVAN FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS,
AND YOU WILL STAY AWAY FROM NATALIE CONNORS.
I CAN'T. I CAN'T DO THAT. SHE TRUSTS ME.
YOU CAN, AND YOU WILL.
IT'S YOUR JOB. YOU KNEW THAT WHEN YOU PICKED THIS CAREER.
I DIDN'T PICK THIS CAREER. IT PICKED ME.
I SUBSCRIBE TO A FEW SPY MAGAZINES
AND SURF THE NET FOR SOME COOL SITES.
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M AT A CIA SUMMER CAMP. I WAS 13.
AND NOW YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THE RULES.
Woman: WILL THE OWNER OF THE SILVER ASTON MARTIN...
HERE. THIS IS FOR GOOD LUCK.
YOU MIGHT STILL BE IN DANGER.
AND WE'LL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
TO KEEP ME SAFE OR TO KEEP ME FROM NATALIE?
DR. CONNORS, WHY IS THERE A SLOWDOWN?
WE FURNISH YOU WITH EVERY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT YOU ASK FOR.
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY
RUN OUT OF EXCUSES.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I WILL NOT USE SCIENCE
TO DESTROY THE WORLD.
YOU POMPOUS, KNOW-ALL LITTLE NERD.
FRANÇOIS, I THINK HE NEEDS A LITTLE MOTIVATION.
I'LL GET IT.
HEY, CODY.
NATALIE.
UH...
HI, MR. AND MRS. BANKS. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
THAT WAS A GIRL.
A HOT GIRL.
HERE YOU GO. 2 PISTACHIOS.
THANKS.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU LIKE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM.
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, CODY.
SO, TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE HAD TO SNEAK OUT THE BACK DOOR.
NATALIE, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.
I KNOW. YOU DO?
YEAH. AND...
I THINK I FEEL THE SAME WAY, TOO.
OH, MAN. NATALIE...
I'M NOT THE PERSON YOU...
EAT YOUR BURGER.
HEY!
COME ON!
YOU LITTLE RUNT!
HEY!
AHH! YEAH!
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
YOUR DAD GOT INVOLVED WITH SOME NASTY PEOPLE.
STOP IT! CODY!
Molay: TAKE CARE OF HIM.
GET...IN...THE...
NO!
GET IN THE CAR!
Man: HEY.
WAKE UP.
HELLO.
OH.
THEY TOOK NATALIE. SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED. SHE'S GONE.
SHOULD HAVE STAYED AWAY FROM HER.
DON'T WORRY, OK? WE'RE GONNA GET HER BACK.
LET ME HELP.
THE DIRECTOR ISSUED EXPLICIT ORDERS.
SO, WHAT HAPPENS TO ME?
JUST GO TO SCHOOL.
HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS, DO YOUR HOMEWORK. BE A KID.
SEE YOU LATER, MAN.
IT WAS GOOD WORKING WITH YOU, CODY.
Man: SEE YOU LATER, KID.
BUENAS NOCHES, BANKS.
SEE YOU.
ARE YOU OK? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHAT HAPPENED?
CODY, CODY.
DID THAT GIRL DO THIS TO YOU?
NO. THAT WOULD BE THE BULLIES WE RAN INTO.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
WHOA, HEY, AND YOU PROTECTED HER?
KINDA.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT SO LATE?
WE JUST TALKED.
SO YOU'RE OK? ARE YOU SURE?
IN THAT CASE, YOUNG MAN,
YOU ARE SO GROUNDED. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?
OK, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Alex: I'M IN THE FIRE LEVEL, WHERE ARE YOU?
Boy on phone: STILL ON LEVEL 2.
Cody: ALEX!
I GOTTA GO.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY STUFF.
GIVE ME ALL THAT.
IT'S JUST A GAME BOY. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
THIS STUFF IS SPECIAL. SO IS THE PHONE. GIVE IT TO ME.
IF YOU WANNA DISABLE THE SURVEILLANCE LOCK,
PRESS POUND-1-5.
IF YOU WANNA RETURN TO THE MAIN MENU...
WHO'S HE?
A GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY.
WHAT GUY FROM THE PHONE COMPANY?
A GUY THAT WORKS FOR THE PHONE COMPANY. WHAT DO YOU CARE?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
FINE.
I'M A JUNIOR SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE CIA.
THEY GAVE ME THIS STUFF. HAPPY?
WHATEVER.
WHAT'S THIS?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S BEEN DOING THAT FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
I THINK THE BATTERY'S LOW OR SOMETHING.
TURQUOISE IS MY FAVORITE.
I KNOW.
SHE STILL HAS THE MICRO-SENSOR.
SHE'S IN THE CASCADE MOUNTAINS.
PLEASE, THE DIRECTOR'S GOTTA TALK TO ME. THIS IS IMPORTANT.
Woman: HE'S NOT AVAILABLE.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT RONICA MILES?
SHE IS NOT AVAILABLE, EITHER.
CAN YOU TRACK HER DOWN?
I'M SORRY, MR. BANKS.
WILL ANYBODY TAKE MY CALL?
SORRY, BANKS.
I HAVE TO GO.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE. YOU'RE GROUNDED.
ALEX, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME
A JUNIOR JUNIOR AGENT?
WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
HEY, ROSYCHUK, OPEN THE DOORS.
ER, YEAH.
YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE A BADGE OR ANYTHING?
NO, NOT FROM YOU.
DIDN'T THINK SO.
Mrs. Banks: I'M WORRIED ABOUT CODY.
WHAT?
WE HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP OUT OF HIM.
WHO?
MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE HARD ON HIM.
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK ON HIM.
Mr. Banks: ALEX, GO TO BED.
HELLO?
CODY?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
Cody: I GUESS.
YOU GONNA STAY IN HERE ALL NIGHT?
I GUESS.
ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU MAD AT ME AND DAD?
I GUESS.
WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
ARE YOU GONNA DISOBEY US AGAIN AND STAY OUT PAST YOUR CURFEW?
I GUESS.
UH, UH, I'M JUST KIDDING.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
GOOD NIGHT.
I NEED TO GET TO RED FACE.
HE STOLE THE CAR?!
AND A FEW OTHER ITEMS, SIR.
HE'S GONE AFTER CONNORS' DAUGHTER.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE HIS PERSEVERANCE.
NO, I DON'T.
RESISTING ORDERS, STEALING GOVERNMENT PROPERTY.
APPARENTLY MY SUMMER CAMP WASN'T TRAINING OPERATIVES,
IT WAS TRAINING HOODLUMS.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT. YOU FIND THAT PUNK.
OR I'M GONNA HAVE YOUR JOB.
WHO LET HIM IN HERE, ANYWAY?
ER, ME, ROSYCHUK.
ROSYCHUK.
WHOO-HOO!
♪ I'M GONNA GET FREE, I'M GONNA GET FREE ♪
♪ I'M GONNA GET FREE, RIDE INTO THE SUN ♪
♪ COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE ♪
♪ I'LL TAKE YOUR PHOTO FOR YA ♪
♪ COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE ♪
♪ MOVE OUT OF CALIFORNIA! ♪
Man: STOP. YOU HAVE ENTERED A RESTRICTED AREA.
STOP!
Man: YOU ARE INSIDE A RESTRICTED AREA.
STOP, OR YOU WILL BE INTERCEPTED.
OH! OHHHH!
OH, NO.
NEED ANY HELP?
NO, I'M FINE!
HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
I THREW AWAY THAT TRANSCEIVER YOU PUT ON ME.
THAT WASN'T A TRANSCEIVER.
THAT WAS AN 18-CARAT GOLD PIN THAT MY MENTOR GAVE TO ME.
SORRY.
DON'T YOU THINK THE CIA HAS LOJACK ON ITS STUFF?
EVEN THAT BOARD HAS ONE.
OOPH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'M GETTING THE BOARD.
YOU CAN HOP ON WITH ME INSTEAD.
LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING BACK WITH YOU.
I'M HERE TO RESCUE NATALIE.
ME, TOO.
THERE.
Woman on P.A.: STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS.
WARNING. DOORS CLOSING.
STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS.
WARNING. DOORS CLOSING.
STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS.
WARNING.
Man: EVERYTHING'S LOCKED.
Woman on P.A.: GROUP 5 TO YELLOW SECTOR ZEBRA NINER.
GROUP 5 TO YELLOW SECTOR ZEBRA NINER.
EVERYTHING OK?
SIR.
Woman: TEAM RED, AUTHORIZED LEVEL 4.
TEAM RED, AUTHORIZED LEVEL 4.
SO THAT'S HOW THEY'RE DOING IT-- THE ICE CUBES.
THAT'S HOW THEY PLAN TO DISTRIBUTE THE NANOBOTS.
EVERYONE USES ICE CUBES. NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
SO DIFFICULT TO GET GOOD SUSHI IN THE MOUNTAINS, FRANÇOIS.
HOW'S THE GIRL?
SHE'S TROUBLE.
SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD. HOW MUCH TROUBLE CAN SHE BE?
Man: SIGNAL FORCE IN PLAY.
Ronica: GO. GO!
Woman: BLUE TEAM TO SECTOR 1-4.
CHECK. CHECK.
CODY? SHH!
OH, MY GOD! THEY GOT YOU, TOO.
NO. I'M HERE ON MY OWN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HOW ABOUT WE DISCUSS IT
OVER SOME ICE CREAM? COME ON.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. LET'S GO.
NO.
LAST TIME I WENT OUT WITH YOU, IT DIDN'T GO SO WELL.
Woman: GROUP 5 TO YELLOW SECTOR...
BOSS, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S THAT KID AGAIN.
GO GET HIM.
GUYS, LISTEN UP.
IT MUST BE LOVE.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROPOSE TO ME, ARE YOU?
NO. I'M HIDING FROM THE CAMERA.
OH.
LOOK. I WORK FOR THE CIA.
YEAH, RIGHT!
NO, REALLY, I'M SERIOUS.
I'M PART OF THIS AGENT DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM.
GETTING TO YOU WAS MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT.
WHY DID YOU NEED TO GET TO ME?
TO GET TO YOUR DAD.
OH.
GREAT. SO...
SO YOU JUST USED ME?
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT AN IDIOT I AM!
CODY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT.
LISTEN.
IN THE BEGINNING, IT WAS JUST MY ASSIGNMENT...
BUT TOWARDS THE END, THEY...
THEY WHAT?
THEY PULLED ME OFF THE JOB.
WHY?
THEY PULLED ME OFF THE JOB BECAUSE...
I WAS GETTING TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THE SUBJECT.
WE GOTTA GO. NOW.
CODY, WHAT IS THE SCHOOL NURSE DOING HERE?
I WAS GONNA TELL YOU BUT...
HELLO. RONICA MILES, CIA.
LET'S GO.
COME ON, WE GOTTA GO!
LET'S GO.
SORRY.
HI, FELLAS. WE WERE JUST...
LEAVING!
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO.
COME ON.
CODY!
GO GET HIM!
Molay: GO, GO, GO!
Man: GET HER!
Woman on P.A.: T MINUS 3 HOURS
UNTIL DISTRIBUTION SEQUENCE.
T MINUS 3 HOURS
UNTIL DISTRIBUTION SEQUENCE.
DON'T TELL ME. CIA, RIGHT?
LOVE THAT SUIT.
NO PLACE FOR A GUN IN THERE, EH?
WHERE IS MY DAD?
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
WHERE'S LITTLE LOVER BOY?
HE CAN'T GET OUT. WE'LL FIND HIM.
BRING CONNORS UP.
CENTRAL...
INTELLIGENCE...
AGENCY.
JUST IN TIME.
TAG TEAM TO QUADRANT C, CARGO PODS.
NATALIE!
Natalie: DAD!
Brinkman: DR. CONNORS.
I'M GOING TO PLACE THIS ICE CUBE
CONTAINING THOUSANDS OF NANOBOTS,
ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FOREHEAD.
NO!
PROGRAM THE NANOBOTS TO OBEY THAT REMOTE CONTROL.
IF YOU DON'T,
HER BODY TEMPERATURE WILL CAUSE THE ICE TO MELT,
RELEASING THE NANOBOTS
WHICH WILL THEN EAT AWAY INDISCRIMINATELY.
DAD, DON'T DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. JUST LET HER GO.
PROGRAM THE REMOTE, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'LL DO.
ALL RIGHT. STAY--STAY CALM, NATALIE.
LOOK AT THE WATER ON YOUR DAUGHTER'S FOREHEAD, DOCTOR.
I CAN'T DO IT THIS QUICK, I NEED MORE TIME.
THIS IS A VERY COMPLICATED PROCESS.
ICE IS MELTING.
Cody: GIVE IT UP, BRINKMAN!
LET HER GO.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
HOW ABOUT I BLOW THIS PLACE UP?
NOW LET NATALIE GO.
NO.
CODY! CODY, DO IT.
AHHH!
COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO!
OH! AH!
Man: GO, GO, GO!
FRANÇOIS, GET THE REMOTE!
STOP THEM, FRANÇOIS! STOP THEM!
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
DO IT! DO IT!
FRANÇOIS!
BOSS!
Molay: I CAN'T STOP THEM! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
NICE JOB. THANKS.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH.
LET'S GO, COME ON. YEAH.
Connors: LET'S GO.
Natalie: CODY, COME ON!
Woman on P.A.: WARNING. NANOBOT CONTAINMENT BREACH.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
WARNING. NANOBOT CONTAINMENT BREACH.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
Natalie: DAD! DAD!
NATALIE! NATALIE!
MEET US AT THE CHOPPER.
DAD!
BE CAREFUL. COME ON. COME ON!
COME ON!
COME ON.
GO!
GET IN.
Woman: NANOBOT CONTAINMENT BREACH.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
WARNING...
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
I DON'T SEE THEM.
Ronica: RELAX, THEY'LL BE HERE.
I DO NOT SEE THEM. WHERE ARE THEY?
DUCK!
THERE THEY ARE, THERE THEY ARE!
THANK GOD.
COME ON, WE GOTTA GO.
Connors: GET IN, GET IN.
THEY'RE JAMMED.
COME ON! COME ON!
GO! LIFT OFF.
WHAT IS HE DOING?
HE'S GONNA GO FIND A WAY TO OPEN THE DOORS.
OH, MY GOD.
Connors: WHY DON'T YOU LAND THIS THING,
SO WE CAN MAKE A RUN FOR IT?
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THERE IS NO PLACE TO LAND.
BRRR!
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
WARNING. NANOBOT...
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
WARNING. NANOBOT CONTAINMENT BREACH.
PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION TUNNEL.
GO! THE DOORS! THE DOORS! GO!
HERE I GO.
YEAH! YEAH!
YOU MESSED UP MY HAIRCUT. SEE?
SEE?
Cody: NO!
COME HERE. COME HERE!
NO! NO!
WHOA!
GO, GO, GO!
I KNOW, I KNOW!
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
YEAH?
NOT AS SORRY AS YOU'RE GOING TO BE.
HOW'S YOUR FAMILY?
THEY'RE A LITTLE WORRIED.
REALLY?
THEY WANT ME TO GO BACK TO PUBLIC SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, IT'S "SAFER."
MM-HMM.
SORRY. I KNOW THAT FREAKS YOU OUT.
NO, IT'S OK. YOU'RE MY HANDLER.
PARTNER.
CONGRATULATIONS. GOOD JOB.
Woman: NICELY DONE, AGENT BANKS.
COME HERE, YOU BIG LUG!
OK, OK.
Man: NICELY DONE, KID.
YOU'RE THE MAN!
WELL DONE, BANKS.
YOUR COUNTRY'S PROUD OF YOU.
IF THERE'S EVER ANYTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU,
ANYTHING AT ALL...
WELL, THERE IS ONE THING.
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE!
AND SO FAST, TOO!
YEAH. IT'S KINDA WEIRD.
SO WEIRD.
HEY!
HEY, COME ON, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
THE ROAD, THE ROAD. WE'RE GOING...
♪ I KNOW I CAN'T ALWAYS WIN... ♪
♪ DO MORE THAN DREAM LIFE ♪
♪ SING... ♪
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL OUT HERE.
JUST LIKE YOU.
Ronica: LITTLE BOY BLUE, COME BLOW YOUR HORN.
RONICA, NOT NOW!
CODY, DO NOT TURN ME OFF. I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.
CODY, TURN ME AROUND THIS INSTANT.
NOW, WHAT WAS MY MISSION?
I THINK YOU WERE ABOUT TO KISS ME.
♪ YOU KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY ♪
♪ HOW COULD YOU BE SO COOL? ♪
♪ LIFE IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN BRING ME DOWN ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE FOUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ ONE THING I HAVE TO KNOW ♪
♪ JUST HOW FAR THAT WE COULD GO ♪
♪ I WANT TO GO OUTSIDE AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD ♪
♪ THAT EVERYTHING I'VE GOT ♪
♪ SOME SAY IS NOT A LOT ♪
♪ BUT IT'S WHAT I WANT ♪
♪ LIFE IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN BRING ME DOWN ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE FOUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN HOLD ME DOWN ♪
♪ LIFE IS GOOD WHEN YOU'RE AROUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN BRING ME DOWN ♪
♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE FOUND ♪
♪ NOTHING CAN HOLD ME DOWN ♪
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